So, I’ve been slacking off on posting, sorry! My internet has been incredibly slow and I’ve just been busy with whatever.
So today this highly suspicious looking goon comes up to our house, he’s got a plain white van. And he says “Can I come in and vacuum your rug?”…… Um yeah sorry I don’t let SERIAL KILLERS in my house. I mean is it just me or does that line scream murderer? I could just picture him coming in and stabbing everyone in my family like 101 times. So, maybe I watch too many crime shows, but if he comes again he’ll be greeted with a machine gun. I mean on all the murder shows the serial killers get in by saying they need a map, I think the vacuum line was him trying to be original
Anyways let’s talk about facebook. That one website everyone has an account to, well almost everyone. Honestly, I hate facebook. I got one, because my friend kept nagging me, and I’ve went on all of once. I always feel like excluded on that website, like I don’t fit in. And I think it’s slightly creepy that everyone can see your stuff. I mean everyone facebook stalks. I know the few times I’ve used facebook, that’s all I really do. Facebook is so overrated. It’s just a bunch of hoes and man whores posting dumb little statuses about everything there doing with a smileyface at the end. Don’t forget the part where ugly girls post pictures and everyone’s like “your gorgeous <333”, when there really thinking “holy fuck you look like an obese baboon”. And I mean I have like 40 friends, while everyone else has like 1,002.
Well, at least out of all the Facebook users i have the smallest chance of being raped.
-rose
p.s. do you have a facebook? do you use it?
That guy sounds really creepy, like one of Pedo Bear’s minions or something.
I use Facebook. I really hate when people type like retarded squirrels and complain about the stupidest shit. And who wants to know what you’re doing every 5 seconds? But honestly, Twitter is WAY worse.
ugh ikr? twitter is really annoying. I can’t even stand following one person.
I remember a friend of mine used to always tweet really personal stuff and shit like how depressed she was, attention whore much? Then if anyone would ask her whats wrong she’d be like i don’t want to talk about it. LOL